How does a penguin build its house?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

How do automobiles fly?