Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

How can you farm during the winter?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?