What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

How do frogs get to work?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What animals make the best students?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

How do birds threaten one another?