How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why do all the planets get along?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?