Why are computers so good at golf?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?