What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?