Which parent knows if you are running late?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why do bees gossip?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What did autumn say to summer?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?