What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Which president loved to take baths?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?