What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What do you call a small mom?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

Where would you find an elephant?

What's E.T. short for?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What math figure is also in the band?