Why are maps such great therapists?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What table can you never sit at?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?