What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Bears love exotic cars.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
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