What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?