What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?