What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Which of the Lost Boys⢠is the best cook?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why are there no planes where Peter Panâ˘ď¸ lives?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
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