What do math teachers eat?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Where do hamsters come from?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why is spring the oddest season?