Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What kind of books do boats write?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?