Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What says: oom oom oom?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?