Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What's the holiest insect?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What game do cows play at parties?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why is heaven always so tidy?