How do fall and winter say hello?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What's a doll's favorite car?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What did the sick chicken say?