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What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

If you need help building an ark..

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

How do you compliment a cat?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?