The museum curator needed a break.

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?