Why do librarians never make plans?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why was the bee sad?

What table can you never sit at?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What's E.T. short for?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?