If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What is the most adorable season?

I broke my finger!

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What was the first animal in space?