What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?