What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What do nosey peppers do?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What did the sick chicken say?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why do hogs play so much football?