What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Which elf is the best singer?