What did the calculator tell his valentine?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?