What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

How do chickens leave the highway?

How long will dinner be?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?