What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Mop Gun.
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Which animal is the most religious?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
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