What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Mop Gun.
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How can you farm during the winter?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
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