What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Mop Gun.
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's the friendliest pen?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
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