What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?