Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What sport do horses love to play?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Where do actors go to pray?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why is summer always sad?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why are cause and effect so close?