How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why do all the planets get along?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?