Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?