What kind of water does an angel like?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What do nosey peppers do?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

How do animals blend into the desert?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?