What did the Dorito say to his son?

What do you give a sick pig?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What bird is losing its hair?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

How do fleas travel?