What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

When does a horse talk?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What did the sick chicken say?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?