Why was the computer cold at work?
Because it left its windows open.
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
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