Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?