What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

How do frogs get to work?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?