What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Which singer could always break a five?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?