What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why was the mime upset?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Where do books sleep?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?