Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do you call hiking college students?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What did the sickly elevator say?