What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

How do birds threaten one another?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?