What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?