What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Where do colds go on vacation?