What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What do you call a peanut in space?