What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Where was Noah born?

Where do actors go to pray?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

How do you get straight A's?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?