What's the politest month?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why is winter considered holy?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Which president loved to take baths?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?