Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why did the barber win the race?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What utensil does water use to eat?