What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Where do kittens go to school?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?