What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Batminton!
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why was the musician arrested?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
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