What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Buzzzzz-cuts.
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
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