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What do cats use to beat eggs?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

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What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

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Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

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Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?