Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What animal loves a baseball game?