What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?