Which cats love to be petted?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do termites go camping?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Which relative loves rice?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What did autumn say to summer?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?