What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill!
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
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