What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill!
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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What words make the best athletes?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
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