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What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Which relative loves rice?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

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What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why did the frog have a long face?