Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

How long will dinner be?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?