Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What is the most faithful insect?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What's E.T. short for?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What dog wears contact lenses?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?