Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What table can you never sit at?