How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

When do cows get tired?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What birds make average students?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?