Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do fish use for glasses?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What nationality are most fish?