Why did the elk have great hair?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?