Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do naked fish play with?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

How do fireflies start a race?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?