What did the rug say to the floor?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What's a car's favorite TV show?