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What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What is a pig's favorite ballet?