What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

How do billboards talk?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?