How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What day is your mom always right?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?