What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Which family member has tusks?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?