How does the moon cut her hair?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why did the foal cough?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Where do stars go to college?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?