Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Which tree can't stop crying?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
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