Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Which cats have the best manners?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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