Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?