Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Who is a house's favorite band?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
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