What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do fairies always drink?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What did the sardine call the submarine?