When do mice play every day?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?