What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What food is a man's best friend?

What sweet treat never panics?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?