What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do math teachers eat?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?