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What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why are winter days great?

Where does laundry go to college?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What is the opposite of coffee?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?