Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?