What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do you say to a really good barista?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why do mice need oiling?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?