Why is summer always sad?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why was the dog so popular?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?