How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What did summer say to spring?

What kind of bird can write?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?