What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
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