What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What season begins with a thud?

What color are all the books in the library?