What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Who invented fractions?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?