What did the robot want for Christmas?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

How much does freedom weigh?

What did autumn say to summer?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why are ghosts always single?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?