What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

How does a witch play loud music?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?