What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
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What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What kind of water does an angel like?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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