Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

How do you get straight A's?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What's the loudest sport?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?