What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What siblings are always sad?

Which family member is always relieved?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Why did the mare gain weight?

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