What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?