What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do math teachers eat?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?