What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why do cows go to New York?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
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