What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's the scariest letter?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
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