What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?