What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
How do you grill cheese?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why do vampires always look sick?
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