Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What did autumn say to summer?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What's black and white and red all over?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

I'm not a bad putter.

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?