Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
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