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Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why do two skunks argue?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

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Why is a doctor always calm?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What kind of monkey flies to school?