Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Which fly makes films?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
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