Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
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What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
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What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
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