Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?