What money do cats use to go shopping?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?