What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?