Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?