What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Zu-kinis!
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why is winter considered holy?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did electricity win the race?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
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What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What's the richest basketball team?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
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