Why did the calf hate his school picture?

How can you make 7 even?

Why did the echo get detention?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What bird is always sad?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Why are trees so good at interior design?