What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

I broke my finger!