Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What game does chlorine never lose?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why does the orange always lose in races?