Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why did the cloud date the fog?