Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
What do you call a flying police officer?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
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