Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

I like telling Dad jokes.

How do you send a message in the forest?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What is a whale's favorite sport?