What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
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What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
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