What did the robot want for Christmas?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What's the difference between soccer and football?