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What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why was the cat so small?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What do you call a small mom?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

How does a taco bless the table?