What is the best Christmas present ever?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

It's allergy season again?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

How does the sun listen to music?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?