How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What's black and white and red all over?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?