Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

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