Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?