How do you make a bandstand?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?