Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
What kind of music do planets like?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What siblings are always sad?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
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