Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why was the musician arrested?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
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