Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What bird is losing its hair?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What style of music weighs the most?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

How are mountains able to see?

What is the most attractive fruit?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do you call an exploding monkey?