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What game do mice love to play?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why was the musician arrested?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

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What is the emptiest holiday?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Which relative loves rice?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?