What kind of monkey flies to school?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?