What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why are cause and effect so close?
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