What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why are turtles so shy?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
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