What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?