Why do baseball players always go to the park?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What animal likes to party the most?