Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?