What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
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