What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
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