Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?