What fish only swims at night?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What's the noisiest food?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

How did the toad die?